[world-of-jim]

творческий дуэт  Captain J. &  mistress Fleming
предсталяет:
- hello?
- guess who?
- what do you want?
- I miss you, hipster
- Say that again, and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
- Don't hurry up i'm busy right now.

PART1

text message from The Hipster

12:32
Wanna see my boyfriend? he is cute!

12:40
Go on!

12:45
Check the photo. he wears only a bedsheet.

13:03
Go for it, hipster!

14:55
Guess who visit you from buckingham palace! now i'm jealous!

14.57
He was not naked! that wasn't fun!

text message from The Bird

13:45
I'm alive, let's have dinner.
13.46
oh sorry hipster it is not for you. are you jealous ?

13.50
stay away from my boyfriend!

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[0:17:42] the_whip_hand: I
[0:17:42] the_whip_hand: am
[0:17:43] westwood_fan: alive, I know.
[0:18:04] the_whip_hand: you spoiled my surprise!
[0:18:51] westwood_fan: you tell me, remember? it was 50 times when you send me messenge about it. need money?
[0:18:57] the_whip_hand: no, need new lash
[0:19:30] westwood_fan: it will be my Christmas present for you.
[0:20:09] the_whip_hand: since when did you give me Christmas presents?
[0:20:22] westwood_fan: oh, i change my mind, bird, have no time for holidays.
[0:21:40] the_whip_hand: that's my boy. so how are we gonna spend weekend? I'm bored!
[0:21:43] westwood_fan: bored too I am surrounded by idiots
[0:22:05] the_whip_hand: what about that cute boyfriend of yours?
[0:22:51] westwood_fan: Virgin is busy with his idiot friend
[0:22:54] the_whip_hand: you must be terribly jealous. meet me tomorrow?
[0:23:32] westwood_fan: no dinner, bird, i have many things to do
[0:23:07] the_whip_hand: branch?
[0:23:22] westwood_fan: what the fuck is branch?
[0:23:40] the_whip_hand: ... okay, long story. just get some coffee and meet me at the Kensington Garden, i have some news for you.
[0:24:00] westwood_fan: bird will fly in the garden, don't you think about cage in it?
[0:24:03] the_whip_hand: don't make me feel sorry that I wanna share my little secret with you, hipster
[0:24:10] westwood_fan: Ii cannot hear you! Fly-fly bird!

PART2

Stay alive!

59
I wanna be a pirate!

16.02
excuse me?

16.04
this song was on my execution, btw your boyfriend wants a dinner with you.

16.07
oh, birdy, happy execution day! say HI to my virgin-boy.

***
19.23
here comes iceman! lucky day?

19.25
not yet, but will be. Seb says hi, he misses you. any plans for your afterlife?

19.28
as usually - hungred of virgins and lots of wine

19.31
how does that differs from you previous life? what about 2nd chance and all that human crap?

19.37
Hipster, i need to enjoy this life again and again, by the way who is Seb? Just kidding. Tell him i've got a new toy for him.

19.42
fascinating. you've got his number, write him if you want, i'm not an owl mail for you.

19.51
pity. you'd be such a pretty owl in westwood. I would buy a cage for you, and give a you mice.

19.55
if you are dead doesn't mean that others are too and they don't have stuff to do. i'm busy, birdy!

20.01
Busy naughty boy. Have a great game with iceman. i'm flying away.

20.03
thanks, birdy. i'll invite you to share my victory

20.07
remember - virgins and wine!

20.08
one day i'll off you by my hands

***

23.13
boom boom! no plane in the sky
23.14
Hell bells ring in your door!

23.17
you need money?

23.21
Bird, don't be funny, i have enough money

23.25
well you always want someone else's money, don't you?

23.27
Always, but not yours, it is too dirty

23.33
oh, you became moral, that's something new

23.40
don't be ridiculous, just open the door to my boys or they will smash it like the last time.
23.51
I lose patience, bird

23.55
coming
23.56
what do you want by the way?

00.05
boring, you ruined my plans. wanted to scare your guest

00.07
i already scared him, didn't you heard him screaming

00.15
you led me into a depression. going to kill someone

00.16
have a good night!

00.17
Hope you'll have worse